1) People always ask “who’s your favorite character” and stuff so I’ll switch it up. Who would be your preferred antagonist?

If I was to be honest, I tend to like characters who have hidden depths regardless of which side of the fence they’re on. I guess I could go the cop-out route and argue that Lelouch is both a protagonist and an antagonist, but in the interest of proper answers I’d have to go with Mir in Ar Tonelico 1 and 2.

2) Tell me ur crappy waifu preferences while we’re at it because I know you want to

What if I don’t have any? Fuck it, we’re going full steam ahead into what-the-fuck-am-I-doing as I’ve never really thought about it before. After watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ I believe I am now qualified to answer though :V I guess Jaqli, F/E Caster, and Holo.

3) Favorite restaurant and dish from there?

I don’t really eat out much, so they only place I can think of is this small place near my uni that makes a great chicken and rice curry.

4) Do you have a hobby that you don’t really talk about a whole lot?

I used to try to make Warhammer 40k armies, but the keyword here is try - I don’t really have the income to direct towards it. MtG turned out to be a cheaper hobby somehow.

5) What’s your favorite season?

Autumn - I like overcast days and moderate temperatures, and Autumn is when that tends to happen most

6) Pokemon dream team, go!

Haven’t played a pokemon past Leaf Green, so probs Lugia, Lapras, the final evolution of Cyndaquil, whatever Mareep evolves into, an Espion with Bite, and some kind of ground type I guess (wow, my pokemon knowledge sure shines through here)

7) Can you describe your taste in music? (“Genre” is too generalizing so this is a chance to be specific. Or not.)

Basically anything that isn’t hip-hop or rap. Been trying to find some good jazz music recently, haven’t had much luck finding any at all.

8) The pattern here seems to be there’s a question regarding the asker so fine I’ll include one: What is your general impression of me? Like if you had to describe me to someone else.

An ass who likes hats, bad puns, and silly shit. Of course there’s more to you then that, but you asked how I’d describe you to someone else and that’s what my one-line intro would have been so deal with it.

9) Wow what a crappy description just for that how bout doing the same thing but for yourself?

Total assbutt, original character do not steal, no srs why the hell are you asking about me. Nothing interesting over here.

10) I’m running out of questions. Would you fight one Mitt Romney sized duck or 20 duck-sized Mitt Romneys?

1) Can I eat the duck afterwards, and 2) Do the 20 duck-sized Mitt Romneys have guns? Because as much as I’d like to stomp on 20 duck-sized Mitt Romneys, a Mitt Romney sized duck sounds so much more delicious.

11) MAKE A WSH

Uh, fuck, I wish to become a magical girl? WAIT, NO, FUCK

skycompass:

eris-little-girl:

thegoddamazon:

thighhighdalish:

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

• 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
• 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
• 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
• 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
• tiny splash pure vanilla extract
• 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
• 1/8 tsp baking soda
• tiny pinch salt
• heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

What she said

JASON

HEY

JASON

MAKE THESE NEXT TIME

THESE AND THE CHEESY PULL-APART BREAD

I WANT.

I NEEEEED.

JASON ARE YOU WATCHING?

After what happened with the microwave brownie, I’m scared to try this…I think I’ll be making this on saturday.

Don’t substitute the milk with eggs again, Eri :V

noswagnobitches:

yuletidehoshiguma:

sonicchi:

yuletidehoshiguma:

new support and new yordle champs. that’s all i need to know

Oh yeah! What do you think of the upcoming new support? I think he might be interesting to play him top but I’ll wait and see.

i…

Ah, my bad then. Didn’t see anything in the wiki when I last looked, so I thought people were still out of the loop. I guess they’re trying to give people more options then because not everyone likes the traditional supports I guess?

(And I don’t know how that happened, I don’t use tumblr much. inb4 more link reblog shenanigans)

yuletidehoshiguma:

sonicchi:

yuletidehoshiguma:

new support and new yordle champs. that’s all i need to know

Oh yeah! What do you think of the upcoming new support? I think he might be interesting to play him top but I’ll wait and see.

i dunno he doesn’t really seem very support to me. i mean…

Just took a poke around on the forums and got some clarification on how Thresh’s passive works. It’s not just champions that drop souls for him to harvest, minions can drop them too (with a much lower chance though). However, to balance this Thresh doesn’t really gain stats on level up - he needs to harvest the souls to keep up in the first place. One of the PBE testers however noted that by having 255 souls you get over 100 armor, magic resist, and ability power, and 255-450~ damage on attacks due to the Q passive, so he can get explosively powerful.

Basically, they’re trying to design him as a more aggressive Leona from how it seems, as his skills are less “burst the enemy down” then “hold the enemy in place for others”. Even so, that passive on his Q looks scary. Maybe I’ll finally have a support that can beat down Blitz.

askfemaleprotagonist:

((Do you guys think I’m good at roleplaying as this character even if I kinda gave her my own kind of twist? since Hakuno Kishinami is canon I feel like I’m butchering the character such by giving her a name and all that.. So, anonymous or not opinions? ))

Kinda reblogging the reply as I can’t seem to reword it it fit under the character limit :V (also, inb4 horribly butchered mishmash of words)

It’s perfectly fine that you’re putting your own spin on the character. It’s probably not the best way to word it, but it gives a sense of life to the character - if you just followed canon details the entire way then the character would feel empty, a shell if you would. It’s the small biases, the little quirks, the occasionally odd phrasing that makes the character feel as if they’re a real person.

I guess I have to detour slightly here and say that of course you shouldn’t throw canon out the window, but the way you’re doing things is perfectly fine in my opinion. You’ve kept the important base details intact while making the character live and develop, so if anything I’d say to continue as you have been doing.

noswagnobitches:

hoshigumayuugi:

noswagnobitches replied to your post: noswagnobitches replied to your post: DAMN this…

Have you found any other champions fun? It’s a good idea to diversify a little early so you don’t end up like me stuck playing support every game

…

Whoops, sorry. IE and PD are Infinity Edge and Phantom Dancer - two high cost items that combo off each other very well by giving a large increase to attack speed and crit chance alongside a sizeable damage increase for both your normal attacks and when you crit.

AD and AP stand for Attack Damage and Ability Power - most abilities scale up in power off one or the other, and AD is always for your autoattacks. A quick way to check which stat an ability scales with is to scan the tooltip for colored numbers - orange means AD, green means AP (and blue means max mana for Ryze).

hoshigumayuugi:

noswagnobitches replied to your post: noswagnobitches replied to your post: DAMN this…

Have you found any other champions fun? It’s a good idea to diversify a little early so you don’t end up like me stuck playing support every game

i’ve tried Yi and Ashe. Yi’s decent enough but Ashe is just way too slow for me. i wanted to try Volibear or whatever but he always got picked right off the bat haha.

Yi is pretty much the definition of a DPS AD when he has both IE and PD, and he’s also great at backdooring. He’s a good choice to pick up (pretty sure he’s only 450 IP).

Personally, I don’t think Voli is that great. He can be devistating in low level games, but he’s easily dealt with when people are a lot more competent. If you do get around to using him, it appears that he does best when partnered with someone else and when he lurks in the brush waiting to spring and tear someone’s face off.

Still, Garen and Xin Xhao are decent melee ADs if you feel like trying that playstyle, Kog’Maw is an amazing ranged AD/AP, Amumu and Malphite are decent if you want to try tanking, and Zilean simply for shits and giggles bombs and revives

minat0arisato:

minat0arisato:

minat0arisato:

noswagnobitches:

minat0arisato:

why this pointypaws 

minat0arisato:

noswagnobitches:

minat0arisato:

HARAWWWWWWRRRRGHABLAAAAAAAARGH 

at you, Pint 

Of course NOW it works.

why this pointypaws 

minat0arisato:

noswagnobitches:

minat0arisato:

noswagnobitches replied to your post: 1-50 odd!

WHAT EVEN IS THAT 

Gah, gif didn’t work. Oh well, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

HARAWWWWWWRRRRGHABLAAAAAAAARGH 

at you, Pint 

Of course NOW it works.

minat0arisato:

noswagnobitches replied to your post: 1-50 odd!

WHAT EVEN IS THAT 

Gah, gif didn’t work. Oh well, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

highclasstophat:

So first time really drunk

It’s more fun than you would think by looking at someone

Not that I would do it often but still

Calling doubt on this - you’re typing way too well. Or you spent the last half-hour trying to use spell-check. Still, assuming you really are drinking alone, you better not be drinking alone. At least go drinking with Kid, then we can see all the stupid shit you do.

Also, inb4 you wake up at 8am with a pounding headache locked outside of your apartment.

matts-gay:

There are a number of reasons I am very against speed limits.

1, the government has no right to control the speed we choose to go in in our own vehicles.

2, it creates a major police state - hidden police cars, undercover police cars, police patrol, government cameras at…

Just because we can, let’s see if I can counter any of these arguments. Woo, first time pulling this bullshit on Tumblr. I would bury this behind a read more, but the button to do so seems to have dissipated, sorry.

Point 1) On public roads they damn well do. Public roads are government property, and as such they do have a degree of control over what can be done on it, just as you have the right to pull 120km/ph on your own property. And just to state a possibility here - it’s possible for heavy vehicles going at excessive speeds to damage the road surface. At the very least it can be said that in high-traffic areas speed limits are imposed to prevent/reduce road damage and thus the amount of money spent on maintenance and repair - essentially it’s a safety measure. Furthermore, if the government can prove that speeding is a cause of fatalities, then as the duty of the government is to serve and protect its people, as such they have the right and imperative to create speed limits to prevent said fatalities.

Point 2) Hidden and undercover police cars are already out on the road for other purposes, and police tend to go out patrolling looking for crimes in progress - not just for speeding drivers. Also, the government cameras at intersections? Not just for speeding, they also detect whether someone runs a red light. All these things would still be around regardless of speed limits.

Point 3) Generally fear of the police comes from two things: 1) You’ve done something wrong and you know it, or 2) You’re afraid of being falsely accused because whatever. As much as I hate this argument, it basically comes down to if you’ve done nothing wrong you’ve got nothing to hide. This isn’t civil liberties here, this is straight-up trying to prevent deaths and injuries via criminal law. Also, the second half of your point links directly back to point 1.

Point 4) Admittedly, speed limits at times can make no sense and can be inconvenient. However, if the road is clear it doesn’t mean that it’s going to STAY clear. Vehicles can pull out of side streets suddenly, and speed limits here at least give you a better chance of reacting in time. Road conditions also can vary immensely based off weather, and generally speed limits are set with the worst case scenario again. Speed limits are often designed with the safety of motorists in mind, and as such it’s at least an inconvenience for a reason. Also, the rushing? It’s called planning your journey and leaving at an appropriate time.

Point 5) WELL SHIT, HERE WE GO. Now, I assume you’ve heard about Occupational Health and Safety Laws, correct? They’re there to protect workers from accidents from occurring in the workplace that could have been prevented, even if the probability of it occurring was relatively small. The basis behind speed limits works in the same manner - to protect motorists from accidents occurring on the roads that could have been prevented. And in both cases it appears that breaking said laws is a victimless crime until something happens. The first half of your second sentence is a straight-up logical fallacy, and the second half varies depending on the country. Now, using this report from the Australian government, we can see that over 2002 to 2011 there was an average of 1500 road deaths per year, or 7.3 people per 100,000. Note however that this doesn’t list the amount of injuries incurred, just straight deaths. If we take from this source however, we get this quote:

• Road crashes still cause some 1,400 deaths and 32,500 serious injuries each year. The social impacts are devastating - and the annual cost to the Australian economy is estimated to be $27 billion (Australian Transport Council, n.d).

Damn, do you see that? It’s not just protecting safety here, it can also be said that speed limits are helping to prevent that total cost to the economy from being higher.

Also, that other part, about being drunk causing more fatalities then speed? NOPE

• Certain behavioral factors continue to be implicated in many serious casualty crashes. For all fatalities speeding accounts for 34%, drink driving 30%, drug driving 7%, restraint non-use 20% and fatigue 20-30%. For all serious injuries speeding accounts for 13 per cent, drink driving 9%, drug driving 2%, restraint non-use 4 % and fatigue 8% (Australian Transport Council, n.d.).

Just to finish up, speed limits are there as a measure to protect your safety, not as an oppression of your rights. They damn well have the right and duty to protect their own citizens, they do not need to “check their privilege” (I know you didn’t say that, but considering how Tumblr throws that around like a buzzword it’s going to pop up eventually). Please think through what you propose before you say it, otherwise others may mock you for being stupid and/or ill-informed.